Pink Proton

As any wellness influencer will tell you, being injected intravenously with anything that pops up on your feed showing someone else being injected intravenously is a key ingredient of the fountain of youth. So, being the capable and ethical medical scientists that we are, we have invited influencers to be injected with positively charged ions meticulously extracted from the atmosphere. These ions can only be retained in the body by wearing our ion-rich barrier products. It will appear on your feed soon, which gives us the professional tick of approval to help you live a long life and us a prosperous one.

This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.